PISSED

Last week I went out for sushi with a guy who had a unique way of dealing with his anger.  He told me that every time he got pissed off, he literally pissed.  For example, and ex of his made him really angry so he opened her closet and peed sprinkler style all over everything.  He also opened her drawers and peed in there too.

Apparently, it all started in high school when some guy bullied him.  To get revenge, he broke this guy's car window and peed on the driver's seat.  "That's why they call it pissed off after all, right?"  Uh, I think that "Pissed off" doesn't mean piss on______________ (Insert any item here).

Who does this guy think he is?  R. Kelly?

PS- Remember when Dave Chappelle did the "Piss on You" parody?  It's great and ridiculous: