He Won't Bring me the Chicken!

Sometimes I get gross messages from guys looking to give or receive sexual favors. I usually just delete them, but when I'm bored, I respond. Here's a particularly debonair young gentleman just looking for a lady to treat right. Click the screen shots to read what this douche hole had to say:


Very persistent, isn't he? Now, I had no intention of actually letting this guy anywhere near me, but I was feeling bored so I decided to mess with him a bit. He'll do everything but bring me a bucket of chicken. Sounds like a keeper.


I couldn't believe he responded. Of course, I had to respond back. My mentality going into this next message is this: The stranger, the better.


He figured me out! He must be really smart.